18 Hilarious & Heartwarming Blended Family Wedding Scripts

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Ah, blended familiesโ€”where love multiplies, and so does the wedding seating chart complexity. Let’s be real; traditional wedding scripts just don’t cut it when merging two families.

That’s why you’re here, right? To find a script that honors not just the couple tying the knot, but also the rest of the new family โ€”complete with step-siblings, step-parents, and maybe even a step-hamster.

So, grab your “something borrowed” and your “something blue” because we’re diving into the world of blended family wedding scripts.

Let’s get this party started!

Blended Family Wedding Vows

Script 1: The “All-Inclusive Love Fest”

Officiant:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate not just the union of [Bride] and [Groom], but also the blending of two families, each with its own set of Netflix passwords and secret recipes.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange traditional vows)

Officiant:
Now, let’s make this a family affair. Would the children of [Bride] and [Groom] please come forward?

Children:
(Step forward)

Officiant:
Do you promise to be kind, to share your toys, and to occasionally let your parents sleep in on weekends?

Children:
We do.

Bride and Groom:
We promise to love and support you, and to keep the cookie jar filled to the brim.

Officiant:
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you a happily blended family. You may now update your Facebook statuses.


Script 2: The “Love and Laughter” Edition

Officiant:
We’re here today to do something amazing: blend two families into one. Think of it as making a smoothieโ€”you’ve got different ingredients, but together they make something delicious.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows, possibly with a dash of humor)

Officiant:
Now, for the kids. Come on up, future step-siblings!

Children:
(Step forward)

Officiant:
Do you swear to uphold the sacred duty of being a sibling, which includes but is not limited to, not snitching and taking the blame for small, inconsequential things?

Children:
We do.

Bride and Groom:
We vow to create a home filled with love, laughter, and a never-ending supply of snacks.

Officiant:
Well, there you have it. I now pronounce you a blended family. Go forth and blend harmoniously!

Script 3: “The Unity Sand Ceremony”

Officiant:
We’re here to celebrate a love story, but not just any love storyโ€”a love story that comes with sequels, prequels, and spin-offs. Yes, we’re blending families!

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Now, let’s pour some sand into this unity vase to symbolize the blending of your families.

Family Members:
(Each pours a layer of colored sand into a vase)

Officiant:
Just like these grains of sand, you are now inseparable. I pronounce you a blended family!


Script 4: “The Family Pledge”

Officiant:
Love is what brings us here today, but it’s also what brought these two families together. So let’s make it official!

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Kids, do you promise to be the best step-siblings you can be?

Children:
We do.

Officiant:
I now pronounce you a united family. Go forth and create new traditions!


Script 5: “The Family Tree Planting”

Officiant:
We’re planting more than love today; we’re planting a family tree.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Now, each family member will add a scoop of soil to this potted tree.

Family Members:
(Add soil)

Officiant:
May your family tree grow strong and tall. You’re officially blended!


Script 6: “The Candle Ceremony”

Officiant:
Two flames are about to become one big, happy bonfire.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each child will now light a candle to represent their place in this new family.

Children:
(Light candles)

Officiant:
You’re now a blended family, glowing brighter together!


Script 7: “The Family Vows”

Officiant:
Today, we’re not just saying ‘I do’; we’re saying ‘We do.’

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Kids, do you vow to accept and support your new family?

Children:
We do.

Officiant:
You’re now a blended family. Let the family game nights begin!


Script 8: “The Time Capsule”

Officiant:
We’re sealing more than vows today; we’re sealing memories.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each family member will now place a memento into this time capsule.

Family Members:
(Place items)

Officiant:
In five years, open this capsule and marvel at how far you’ve come as a family.


Script 9: “The Family Medley”

Officiant:
Love is the song, and today we’re adding new verses.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each child will now ring a bell to signify their joining the family.

Children:
(Ring bells)

Officiant:
You’re now a harmonious blended family!


Script 10: “The Family Recipe”

Officiant:
Love is the main ingredient, but today we’re adding some spices.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each family member will now add an ingredient to this family stew pot.

Family Members:
(Add ingredients)

Officiant:
Stir well, let it simmer, and enjoy your new family recipe!


Script 11: “The Family Quilt”

Officiant:
Today, we’re stitching together more than hearts; we’re stitching together lives.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each child will now add a patch to this family quilt.

Children:
(Add patches)

Officiant:
You’re now a cozy, blended family!

Script 12: “The Family Knot”

Officiant:
Today, we’re tying more than a marital knot; we’re tying a family knot.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each family member will now tie a knot in this family rope.

Family Members:
(Tie knots)

Officiant:
You’re now a tightly-knit blended family!


Script 13: “The Family Banner”

Officiant:
Love is the banner under which we gather today.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each child will now add a piece to this family banner.

Children:
(Add pieces)

Officiant:
You’re now a blended family, united under love!


Script 14: “The Family Puzzle”

Officiant:
Today, we’re solving the most beautiful puzzle: a blended family.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each family member will now place a puzzle piece into this family puzzle.

Family Members:
(Place pieces)

Officiant:
You’re now a complete picture of a blended family!


Script 15: “The Family Cookbook”

Officiant:
Today, we’re adding a new recipe to the family cookbook: love.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each child will now read a family recipe they’d like to add to the family cookbook.

Children:
(Read recipes)

Officiant:
You’re now a deliciously blended family!


Script 16: “The Family Compass”

Officiant:
Today, we’re setting a new direction: a blended family.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each family member will now point this compass in a direction that signifies their hopes for the family.

Family Members:
(Point compass)

Officiant:
You’re now a blended family, navigating life together!


Script 17: “The Family Timekeeper”

Officiant:
Today, we’re not just marking a moment; we’re marking a new era for this family.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each child will now set a time on this family clock to signify a special moment they look forward to.

Children:
(Set times)

Officiant:
You’re now a blended family, ticking in harmony!


Script 18: “The Family Playlist”

Officiant:
Today, we’re composing a new family playlist, filled with love and harmony.

Bride and Groom:
(Exchange vows)

Officiant:
Each family member will now name a song that represents their feelings about this new family.

Family Members:
(Name songs)

Officiant:
You’re now a blended family, ready to dance through life together!

Wrapping It Up

And there you have it, folksโ€”the ultimate guide to blended family wedding scripts that’ll make even the most skeptical teen say, “Alright, this is kinda cool.”

Remember, the goal isn’t just to get hitched; it’s to unite two families in a way that feels genuine and, dare we say, fun.

So whether you’re incorporating a sand ceremony to symbolize your blended lives or having each kid read a line of a special poem, the key is to make everyone feel included.

Go ahead, mix and match from our suggestions, throw in a personal anecdote or two, and create a ceremony that’s as unique as your modern family. After all, weddings are about love, and there’s plenty of that to go around in a blended family.

Now, who’s got the rings?

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  • Cam Russo

    Cam is a blogger, author, and content strategist with a keen love for the written word. His journey with high-functioning autism has kindled a strong advocacy for autism awareness. Today, Cam dedicates his efforts to educating parents. He sees laughter as a game-changer in learning, and strives every day to make education a fun and enjoyable journey for all his readers.

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